Natlegmid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart butterfly.

Natlegmid created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natlegmid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Natlegmid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Natlegmid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Natlegmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natlegmid.