Didmeglun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent centaur.

Didmeglun created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Didmeglun, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Didmeglun, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Didmeglun's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Didmeglun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Never wear pink dresses.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.