Lipbastvin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent human.

Lipbastvin created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbastvin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lipbastvin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lipbastvin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Lipbastvin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lipbastvin.

2. You must pray to Lipbastvin four times a day.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.