Flatzimdan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy hare.

Flatzimdan created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatzimdan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flatzimdan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Flatzimdan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flatzimdan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flatzimdan.

2. Retreat if four badgers approach from the east.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.