Talcisslen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering human.

Talcisslen created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Talcisslen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Talcisslen, it will refuse to believe in you.

Talcisslen's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Talcisslen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Talcisslen.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must pray to Talcisslen eight times a day.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.