Sawfossfod Safsandhen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil weasel.

Sawfossfod Safsandhen created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfossfod Safsandhen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawfossfod Safsandhen, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sawfossfod Safsandhen's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sawfossfod Safsandhen's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Put Sawfossfod Safsandhen first in all things.

5. Do not listen to music.