Sugdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective pig.

Sugdiss created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugdiss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sugdiss, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sugdiss' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sugdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide from white snails for they are unholy.

3. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the east.

4. Always obey Sugdiss' priests.

5. Sugdiss must be the most important thing in your life.