Armcapfab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive faun.

Armcapfab created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Armcapfab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armcapfab, it will turn you into a puffin.

Armcapfab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Armcapfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.