Nurtsabbut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate owl.

Nurtsabbut created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtsabbut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nurtsabbut, he will strike you with lightening.

Nurtsabbut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nurtsabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nurtsabbut on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never skip in holy places.