Carcunfum is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent penguin.

Carcunfum created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carcunfum, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Carcunfum, it will be very sad.

Carcunfum's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Carcunfum's Holy Commandments

1. Carcunfum loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. You must love Carcunfum.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.