Gadbassdid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent swan.

Gadbassdid created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadbassdid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gadbassdid, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gadbassdid's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gadbassdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if nine moths approach from the west.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Do not speak about cherries.