Gigzanzagmigcetsadrutt Habweexen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil chicken.

Gigzanzagmigcetsadrutt Habweexen created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigzanzagmigcetsadrutt Habweexen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gigzanzagmigcetsadrutt Habweexen, she will turn you into a goat.

Gigzanzagmigcetsadrutt Habweexen's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gigzanzagmigcetsadrutt Habweexen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Gigzanzagmigcetsadrutt Habweexen loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Gigzanzagmigcetsadrutt Habweexen first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.