Sidafjadfutnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring naga.

Sidafjadfutnutt created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidafjadfutnutt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidafjadfutnutt, he will remove you from existence.

Sidafjadfutnutt's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sidafjadfutnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.