Kopyatban is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet unicorn.

Kopyatban created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Kopyatban, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kopyatban, she will turn you into a tree.

Kopyatban's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Kopyatban's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never jump in holy places.