Misstigdad Xenyarpbess is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish finch.

Misstigdad Xenyarpbess created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Misstigdad Xenyarpbess, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Misstigdad Xenyarpbess, he will not care at all.

Misstigdad Xenyarpbess' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Misstigdad Xenyarpbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Run away if six moths approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.