Fomparkbonkarab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, calm wyvern.

Fomparkbonkarab created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Fomparkbonkarab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fomparkbonkarab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fomparkbonkarab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fomparkbonkarab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six frogs approach from the west.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Respect your elders.