Arfladhubjarnhabmadpaglist is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart frog.

Arfladhubjarnhabmadpaglist created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfladhubjarnhabmadpaglist, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arfladhubjarnhabmadpaglist, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Arfladhubjarnhabmadpaglist's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Arfladhubjarnhabmadpaglist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide if six capybaras approach from the east.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Feed all hungry doves.