Zog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying whale.

Zog created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zog, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Zog loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Zog.