Disstapaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, competent chinchilla.

Disstapaf created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Disstapaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Disstapaf, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Disstapaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Disstapaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never hurt snails.