Tonkgov is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident wolf.

Tonkgov created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkgov, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tonkgov, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tonkgov's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tonkgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet hats.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Never feed figs to sheep while wearing blue skirts.

5. Do not speak about limes.