Benlapjen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate butterfly.

Benlapjen created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Benlapjen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Benlapjen, she will send you a sign.

Benlapjen's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Benlapjen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from fawn tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Run away if seven snails approach from the west.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.