Capflanmeg Tipbopflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking dugong.

Capflanmeg Tipbopflam created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Capflanmeg Tipbopflam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Capflanmeg Tipbopflam, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Capflanmeg Tipbopflam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Capflanmeg Tipbopflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Capflanmeg Tipbopflam.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never eat lemons.