Watbembaf is a god.

He takes the form of a large, selfish otter.

Watbembaf created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbembaf, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Watbembaf, he will send you a sign.

Watbembaf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Watbembaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always obey Watbembaf's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.