Citranwap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless meerkat.

Citranwap created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Citranwap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Citranwap, it will ignore you.

Citranwap's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Citranwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.