Flanhitnil is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured frog.

Flanhitnil created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanhitnil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flanhitnil, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flanhitnil's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Flanhitnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not kill bats.