Rapganarm is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating pigeon.

Rapganarm created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapganarm, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rapganarm, he will be very sad.

Rapganarm's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rapganarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Do not kill voles.