Quagyamdad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage camel.

Quagyamdad created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quagyamdad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagyamdad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quagyamdad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quagyamdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.