Miparmjin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable mouse.

Miparmjin created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miparmjin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Miparmjin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Miparmjin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Miparmjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.