Sandbepflig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent wren.

Sandbepflig created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Sandbepflig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sandbepflig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sandbepflig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sandbepflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Worship no other gods but Sandbepflig.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.