Cumcinnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, amazing warg.

Cumcinnad created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumcinnad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cumcinnad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cumcinnad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cumcinnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Pray towards the north.