Stragnulpag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, caring penguin.

Stragnulpag created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragnulpag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stragnulpag, she will turn you into a goat.

Stragnulpag's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Stragnulpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Erect six copper sculptures of Stragnulpag on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stragnulpag.

5. Never think about nebulae.