Vonkbimpig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ruthless mouse.

Vonkbimpig created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbimpig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vonkbimpig, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vonkbimpig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vonkbimpig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vonkbimpig.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Vonkbimpig loves seals, so they must be respected.