Habtailjam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured hare.

Habtailjam created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Habtailjam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Habtailjam, it will destroy your home solar system.

Habtailjam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Habtailjam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Habtailjam.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.