Renflamsit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody cow.

Renflamsit created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renflamsit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Renflamsit, he will turn you into a worm.

Renflamsit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Renflamsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Worship no other gods but Renflamsit.

5. Always pray immersed in water.