Babbifbid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish hyena.

Babbifbid created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babbifbid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babbifbid, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Babbifbid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Babbifbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not eat nuts.