Ingquafcemhas is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving hyena.

Ingquafcemhas created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingquafcemhas, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ingquafcemhas, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ingquafcemhas' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ingquafcemhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the south.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.