Honladjabril is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair chinchilla.

Honladjabril created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honladjabril, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Honladjabril, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Honladjabril's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Honladjabril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at nebulae.