Bancamomtrakmigsoghen is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, pitiless dove.

Bancamomtrakmigsoghen created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bancamomtrakmigsoghen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bancamomtrakmigsoghen, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bancamomtrakmigsoghen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bancamomtrakmigsoghen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat tomatoes.