Cinhomwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, competent fairy.

Cinhomwap created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinhomwap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cinhomwap, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cinhomwap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cinhomwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away from fawn rats, for they are unholy.