Fetafbet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy chicken.

Fetafbet created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Fetafbet, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fetafbet, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fetafbet's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fetafbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Always look after injured eagles.