Jipyakfem is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident hydra.

Jipyakfem created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipyakfem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jipyakfem, it will turn you into a frog.

Jipyakfem's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jipyakfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away if six badgers approach from the west.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.