Sandquimgep is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fast centipede.

Sandquimgep created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Sandquimgep, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sandquimgep, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sandquimgep's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sandquimgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sandquimgep's priests.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.