Rulbenkan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage horse.

Rulbenkan created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulbenkan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulbenkan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rulbenkan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rulbenkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.