Carwathotzansadtipkad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy shark.

Carwathotzansadtipkad created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carwathotzansadtipkad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Carwathotzansadtipkad, he will turn you into a rock.

Carwathotzansadtipkad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Carwathotzansadtipkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carwathotzansadtipkad.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.