Stafquaflim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, annoying cow.

Stafquaflim created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafquaflim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stafquaflim, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stafquaflim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Stafquaflim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stafquaflim.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat nuts.