Mobbumbess is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful weasel.

Mobbumbess created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobbumbess, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mobbumbess, it will turn you into a plant.

Mobbumbess' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mobbumbess' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six whales approach from the south.

2. Put Mobbumbess first in all things.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if four seals approach from the west.