Flannellquam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, pitiless jellyfish.

Flannellquam created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flannellquam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flannellquam, he will send minions to preach to you.

Flannellquam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flannellquam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always obey Flannellquam's priests.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.