Yokwee is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil mouse.

Yokwee created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Yokwee, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yokwee, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yokwee's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yokwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.