Fedlegvonk Bessveenbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, grumpy crane.

Fedlegvonk Bessveenbud created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedlegvonk Bessveenbud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fedlegvonk Bessveenbud, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fedlegvonk Bessveenbud's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fedlegvonk Bessveenbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Fedlegvonk Bessveenbud loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Run away from purple bats, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from turquoise ducks for they are unholy.