Wodtabjad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet capybara.

Wodtabjad created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodtabjad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodtabjad, she will turn you into a dog.

Wodtabjad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wodtabjad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never talk about horses.